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Monday, June 4, 2012

chicken jokes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

A. She wanted to lay it on the line.
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Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. To prove it wasn't a chicken.
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

A. Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
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